Do not let sleeping dogs lie, or they will eat your soul.

Sometimes one of the dogs will twitch in their sleep, and it is pretty cute. Tootie sometimes acts like she is running, and that is just precious. Cooper will sigh like a cow, or more like one of those toys at Cracker Barrel that has cartoon cows painted on it, and when you turn it upside down, it sounds like depressed bagpipes, and when he does that, Brittney gets tickled, and I do too. Tootie will abruptly do her "chicken bark" from out of nowhere, and that cracks me up.

But just now, Tootie was asleep in the airchair, with her head on the arm. She snored about three times, and it was pretty funny. Then she was chasing something in her dream, and she was bouncing her heard like she was sprinting, and then she bonked her head on the arm of the chair, and Brittney thought that was hilarious. Then one of her eyes slid halfway open, and you could see the red scary part of the inside of the corner of her eye, and just a little slit of an iris. Then her feet started twitching, not like she was running, but like she was conducting or dancing or something. And then her lips started quivering like she was about to start talking, and her eyes were darting around from what was probably R.E.M. sleep, but at the time appeared to be due to her being possessed by something evil. I told Brittney that I though it was real creepy. And then Tootie turned the creepy up a notch, maing a weird grunting noise, and I'd had enough. I tried yelling at her to get her to wake up, but she wasn't hearing it. I was afraid of my dog's nightmare. I had to wake her up if I were to ever trust her again.

Tootie, I'm sorry I woke you up, but that shit was creeping me out, and it's not like you don't owe me a million times for waking we up with your chicken bark. Sleep well, bad girl.